i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence — John Green (via hefuckin)
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Best still ever.
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
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this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero