clientsfromhell:

We were discussing terms for a mobile app my client’s retail company wanted.

Client: What about if instead of your fixed fee, we gave you a percentage on our profits? You might get more money, and you’ll be more motivated to do a great job!

Me: Aren’t you going to make it free?

Client: Yeah, so what about it?

moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

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furything:

One cup of bunny

furything:

One cup of bunny

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mauridianhallow:

I feel like Susan was the only one asking the real fucking questions

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"Is there a way to view the HTML without seeing all the coding?"

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gaypocalypse:

Diane Sawyer: So, have you thought, how many women is enough? How many women [on the Supreme Court] would be enough?
Ruth Bader Ginsburg: Nine, nine. [Applause.]
Sawyer: Oh! Oh. [Laughs.]
Ginsburg: Well, there’ve been nine men there for a long long time, right? So why not nine women?

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